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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Laws of physics are still broken: Attempt to explain away black holes' central singularity falls short, scientist says - Space

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Billy Joel attempted suicide twice and fell into coma after affair with friend's wife - KOMO

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

A Mistake Led to the Discovery of an Underwater Island Full of Rare Earth Elements - The Daily Galaxy

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nvidia CEO sends blunt 7-word message on quantum computing - TheStreet

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Should Democrats be worried, Supreme Court rules Trump immune from criminal prosecution for 'official acts'?

No way

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do people in other countries view Trump's trade policies and their impact on the global economy?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you stop your balls from sweating?